A highly specific opportunity

For leaseto Gannon.

You suggested the LLC. I bought the domain. Capitalism did the rest.

Gannon

“I will have to start charging a fee to use its likeness.”

Management

“Oh... damn... I already own the rights to that LLC. I'll lease it to ya.”

Breaking corporate development

Naming-rights proposal received: “RAM-O-live LLC”

Currently under review by management.